"Car Wash" - AM - 301
Orig. air date: 10/25/99
-- Ally takes on a new client whose upcoming wedding may be cancelled because her minister caught her in bed with someone other than her fiance. If word gets out, she's afraid he'll leave her. This fiance of hers, Joel, is far from saintly as well, but nothing is known yet. The minister finally gives in to Ally's persuasions and Ally is appointed bridesmaid, only to discover at the wedding that Joel was the mysterious stranger she'd had sex with in the rinse section of a car wash just days before... In the meantime, Renee & Whipper go into private practice, and John discovers a personal dilemma he desperately needs to solve.... --

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"Buried Pleasures" - AM - 302
Orig. air date: 11/01/99
-- Billy goes against Renee in court over a lawsuit about dress codes and where that fine line about being too sexy *really* lies, and soon the battle turns into a brawl with Billy claiming Renee is over-sexed, and Renee calling him a pig. Ally & Ling venture into uncharted territory, exploring alternative lifestyles and their queerest fantasies. Nelle's own secret fantasy slips out, and when John overhears it, it turns into a terrible case of misunderstanding & embarrassment. --

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"Seeing Green" - AM - 303
Orig. air date: 11/08/99
-- Ally goes into the throes of considering Prozac (under the caring eye of a therapist much weirder than Tracy) after several rounds of hallucinations that just keep getting worse and worse. Nelle & John persuade an embarrassed girl to drop her lawsuit against an even more embarrassed boy who tried to kiss her at school, obviously picking up the wrong signal; later, Nelle visits his school and, after a brief chat, plants a kiss on his lips, making him the object of everyone's envy. Billy goes to a male support group to admit he's becoming a male chauvinist pig, but he also picks up a vibe that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that; needless to say, Georgia is displeased. --

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"Heat Wave" - AM - 304
Orig. air date: 11/15/99
-- Ally is sued by Risa Helms, her client from "Car Wash" (AM - 301), for intentional infliction of emotional distress - due to the fact that she ruined Risa's wedding by announcing she'd had sex with her fiance. When she comes across Joel again, she has a sudden urge to repeat her mistake... several times, during one of which she succeeds. Ling announces she's been faking her orgasms, and attributes it to Richard's love for Viagra. Nelle is angry with John for giving out intimate details about their sex life. Billy first takes on a smashing secretary and then bleaches his hair to stroke his male chauvinist ego, and again encounters problems with Georgia. But now he's becoming more and more satisfied with being what he feels is the "new", better Billy. Georgia goes to a stylish bar and meets a wonderful older man, almost forgetting about her problems in her own marriage... --

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"Troubled Water" - AM - 305
Orig. air date: 11/22/99
-- The gang, along with Ally's parents, go over to Ally's for Thanksgiving. Everything would be fine, but it turns out Georgia is well acquainted with Ally's father - he's the man she's been spending her evenings with at a different bar. After Ally finds this out and the guests are shooed out the door, she drags her parents to Tracy and makes some incredible discoveries. Georgia is set on leaving the firm to join Renee & Whipper in private practice, and the rest of the gang gather at Richard's to finish up the leftovers in true Thanksgiving spirit. --

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"Changes" - AM - 306
Orig. air date: 11/29/99
-- John & Billy represent Robin Jones (played by Farrah Fawcett) who became Editor-in-Chief after the previous editor - an old man she'd had sex with - passed away. Now, after the employees staged "blue-flu" and the magazine almost flunked, she's been fired, and she's suing for her position. The lawsuit flunks, and so does Billy's relationship with Georgia after she walks in on him kissing Robin. Ling & Richard break up, and Georgia is completely set on leaving the firm to work with Renee & Whipper. She says it's all because of Billy, and admits she's sad to leave. Nelle & Ally take turns comforting John after his stutter is aired on all the major news networks, since the Jones case drew the attention of the press. --

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"Saving Santa" - AM - 307
Orig. air date: 12/13/99
-- It's Georgia and Cage & Fish at separate tables handling a dispute between a store manager and a store Santa. Billy suspects it's more than just a big case for his ex-wife-to-be - it's a way to get back at him. Ally & Billy both come face to face with memories of themselves a long time ago, and each faces different problems when encountering their childhood. Ally tries to get Billy & Georgia back together. Meanwhile, Cage & Fish lose the case but Santa is rehired anyway. --

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"Blue Christmas" - AM - 308
Orig. air date: 12/20/99
-- Elaine finds an abandoned baby boy, and tries to adopt him. In the process, everyone participates in his care, and everyone's lives are equally affected by him. Though everything seems to be going fine - she's even granted temporary guardianship - in the end the baby is taken away to his biological mother. At the Christmas party downstairs, Ally performs a lovely version of "Santa Baby" much to the delight of all the men - even the doubting Richard. Billy realizes he doesn't want to get back together with Georgia, but wants to date Sandy (his assistant) instead. --

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"Out In The Cold" - AM - 309
Orig. air date: 01/10/00
-- Ally helps whom she considers to be a homeless man, but it actually turns out he's an accountant with Multiple Personality Disorder. Ling is arrested for her dating escort service selling high school boys dates with cute girls after a parent found out her underage son was having sex with one of Ling's employees. Billy hires six of them for his pep group, the "Billy girls", for them to accompany him to meetings and produce the necessary amount of testosterone in him & his clients. Nelle is enraged after she finds out John was with a call girl a long time ago. --

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