Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
- A Phile's Point Of View ~ [courtesy of ProzacQueen]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

CSM: *blowing a puff of smoke* There was no chicken.

Mulder: yes there was! It was abducted by aliens and brought to the other side! I have an X-File on it dating back to 1975...somewhere...here...chicken feathers are fuel for rectulian ships...

Scully: No, Mulder. The chicken crossed the road because the environment it was living in was not a stable one. Perhaps it suffered some abuse at the hands of Farmer Bob. Maybe it's just stupid, like most chickens tend to be. The chicken was acting on pure instinct, and nothing more.

Mulder: An instinct to get hit by a car?

Scully: Well...you see...

CSM: Why are you two arguing over a fictional chicken?

Krycek: I think the chicken was crossing the road so it's wing wouldn't get chopped off while it was sleeping! *empathetic face*

Skinner: *loudly* I think what he thinks!

Krycek: Gooooooood *Evil grin*

Mr. X: The chicken is an informant, and you are all missing what he is trying to tell you, which means he is a very GOOD informant. I can't say any more than that.

Mulder: Hey, weren't you dead?

Mr. X: Maybe...

Frohike: There isn't a chicken!

CSM: That's what I've been saying all along...*sly grin*

Frohike: It's really a robot collecting data on the earth's terrain to make an exact, computerized image of the earth for the TOPTOP-secret military computer program so-called used to brainwash the US Military!

Fowley: Undoubtedly, the chicken was tired of being riduculed and mocked and tormented by the other chickens. It just wanted to be loved! *sobs*

Spender: It was probably banished because it betrayed it's chicken father. *fingers the bullet wound his father gave him* Ouch!

Bill Scully: Fox Mulder's a chicken!!!

So, you see, the mystery of the chicken will never be solved. These are just a few of the many reasons why the chicken (who may or may not exist, may or may not be a real chicken) may have crossed the road.