What's Gotten Ally?
Car wash encounters.
Salacious smooches.
Ally McBeal is wilder
than ever, so we weigh
in on the show's lusty
new attitude.
Is it possible to sue a TV
show for sexual
harassment? It's about
the only twist David E.
Kelley hasn't come up
with yet for the libidinous
lawyers of Ally McBeal. "I
know that I should feel
shame or guilt,"said Ally (Calista Flockhart,
above), after her steamy season-opening tryst
with a stranger in a car wash - just the first act
in the show's erotically berserk third year.
Shame? Guilt? Leave that to us, as we watch in
an increasingly conflicted state of delight and
mortification while Ally evolves from a quirky
romantic comedy into network TV's most
uninhibited sex romp ever.
"There's something brave about a woman who
identifies a fantasy and just pursues it," says
Ling (Lucy Liu), not long before engaging Ally in
a lingering kiss that sent pulses and ratings
soaring in November, turning watercooler
rehashes into geysers of heated debate. Brave,
maybe. Maddening, possibly. Titillating, surely.
Consider the following:
- Whipper (Dyan Cannon) and Renee (the
increasingly cartoonish Lisa Nicole Carson)
interviewing prospective male coworkers by
having them strip and strut.
- Or Elaine (Jane Krakowski) helping Cage
(Peter MacNicol) regain his sexual confidence by
groping him in the bathroom, cooing, "You hot
little biscuit."
- Or Nelle (Portia de Rossi) revealing her secret
spanking fetish.
- Or Billy (Gil Bellows) mutating into a
"card-carrying-and-proud-of-it" chauvinist pig,
dyeing his hair blond and declaring, "I need to
feel more worshiped." (Oh, well, at least Billy now
has character.)
- And who was surprised when guest star Farrah
Fawcett began kissing Billy, just in time for his
estranged wife, Georgia (Courtney
Thorne-Smith), to walk in?
While the sniggering quality of this brazen
wackiness sometimes makes the show as
preposterous as it is provocative, the deep-down
virtues of Ally remain constant (if sometimes
hidden): heart, wistfulness and hope. The secret
appeal of Ally is that despite all the lustful,
button-pushing shock value, the show's biggest
surprise is its ability to really make us care.
Kelley has said that one of his favorite themes is
loneliness. You can see it on The Practice with
Ellenor's doomed romances. And how often have
we watched dithery Ally end the day alone,
forlorn, yet unwilling to give up the dance?
As kooky as they act, the
Ally repertory company is
serious about love.
Georgia would never have
met or kissed (however
unknowingly) Ally's dad in
a bar if she hadn't felt
completely abandoned
after Billy's
transformation. And when
her transgression was
revealed at a McBeal
family Thanksgiving, the
fallout revealed deep
layers of unresolved emotional pain in Ally's past.
Not even the sardonic Fish (Greg Germann) has
been immune to poignant soul-searching, asking
"Don't you really want to be in love one day?"as
he broke up with Ling. And when Ally recently
comforted Cage by telling him, "I've always
considered you kind of a soul mate, because
we're fellow weirdos," all the nonsense gave way
to a real sense of humanity.
At such times, we remember why we fell in love
with Ally: She's a Blanche DuBois for the 1990s,
favoring whimsy over tragedy as she rides
through that car wash named desire, forever
depending on the weirdness of strangers.
- Matt Roush